Hipster versus The Muffin Top

No, I'm not talking about this...

I'm talking about this:

'I don't like hipster trousers, I don't think they suit me,

but thats all you can get these days, so that's what I have to wear!'

And the result?


Something that has come to be know as the muffin top. Why is it that we girls just can't see this when we look in the mirror, we see size ten on the label and smile - even though we know we're really closer to a twelve, and the irony is, we'd actually look better in a larger size that fits us better. Buying a smaller size doesn't actually change your figure's dimensions!